Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan ™! Your objective is simple: World Domination. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works) Stage One To begin your plan, you must first devour a chosen one. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black? Stage Two Next, you must destroy new york. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of robot warriors hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must reveal to the world your great supernatural forces, bringing about horrors beyond man’s comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

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